tyler coolidge - "PRETTY RICKY" (CATALOG-EXCLUSIVE VERSION)

"PRETTY RICKY" is a song that i've had on my hard drive for a couple years now that i have yet to officially release due to life circumstances and trying to complete the web2 version with perfect feature verse. this song has been a favorite among the many friends (more than usual) that i've sent this song to just to get feedback on, probably due to the WILD things that i say on it. it's pretty entertaining and meme-y, but i definitely wanted to highlight toxic male-horniness (what not to do) while also trying to destigmatize the word "slut" via stressing that men are often sluttier than women by men's standards. this version of the song will not be released anywhere but here. truly a 1 of 1!

owner of this piece is entitled to:
-10% of the stream revenue splits when this song gets released to web2
-one free hat or t-shirt from my merch collection, shipped to your door
-the satisfaction of knowing chunks of the ETH made from this sale will be sent to the producers of this song in these difficult financial times

LYRICS:
My crush in the cut, nice butt
And them tiddies sittin’
Yup, I’m a slut
Fresh cut, here kitty kitty
Shorty servin’ face
And the waist look itty bitty
Sippin’ on that stuff
It got me hornier than Pretty Ricky
Ayyy
My body, yo body-ody
Don’t you dare
Break the Tamagotchi in my pocket bay-bay
And bitches hatin’
Boo-hoo
Nobody gon’ remember them besides the bluetooth

Plate that coochie, I’ll lick that clean
Tongue go dummie like leedle-leedle-lee
Came to the crib just to make mac-n-cheese
My body, yo body, yo body-ody-ody

Real eyes, realize, real lies
How she got them FILA’s on
And still fine in real life
Every time I see her I be moonwalkin’ and smooth-talkin’
We went from where my hug at
To one dance
To humpin’ on my mustache
All my bros moisturized head to toe baby
I’m at the bar sippin’ apple juice, I’m so wavy
Come be Alicia Keys for me, I need a boo baby
I’m Topo-Chico T, it’s nothin’ I don’t do mainey

If you feelin’ like a slut
Brother gon’ dust your Jordan’s off
Fellas is sluts too
Gon’ put your forces on
Your 30’s get lonely homie
Don’t you be ashamed boy
Get that slut out your system

My crush in the cut, nice butt
And them tiddies sittin’
Yup, I’m a slut
Fresh cut, here kitty kitty
Shorty servin’ face
And the waist look itty bitty
Sippin’ on that stuff
It got me hornier than Pretty Ricky
Ayyy
My body, yo body-ody
Don’t you dare
Break the Tamagotchi in my pocket bay-bay
And bitches hatin’
Boo-hoo
Nobody gon’ remember them besides the bluetooth

Plate that coochie, I’ll lick that clean
Tongue go dummie like leedle-leedle-lee
Came to the crib just to make mac-n-cheese
My body, yo body, yo body-ody-ody